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Politics

Yeah... we're gonna sit this one out

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Nope. Not Today.

Look, we're a satirical tech news site that just wants to make jokes about developers and AI. We know our lane, and politics ain't it.

"We're not brave enough for politics"
— Obi-Wan Kenobi, probably

What You Can Do Instead:

  • • Read our Opinion section (it's mostly about AI, we promise)
  • • Check out Sports (where the only politics is fantasy football drama)
  • • Browse Entertainment (celebrity gossip is basically politics anyway)
  • • Go touch grass (seriously, when's the last time you went outside?)

If you're looking for actual political news, might we suggest literally any other website? They're all doing politics. Every single one of them. You can't escape it. But at least here, you can escape it for a few minutes while reading about developers in crisis.

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Sports

The only competition we understand

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Entertainment

Where we can be safely cynical