ANYWHERE FITNESS CENTER — Local bodybuilder Chad Morrison, 27, was found in a state of confusion yesterday after the Grok paywall prevented him from calculating his daily protein intake, leading to what witnesses describe as "an absolute unit of a meal prep disaster."

"I used to just ask Grok 'bro how many grams of protein in 8 oz chicken' and it would tell me," Morrison explained while doing bicep curls with a 5-pound dumbbell. "Now I gotta like... do math? That's cardio for your brain, man. I don't do cardio."

"I tried to use a calculator but it didn't have a 'gains' button"

The incident occurred around 2 PM when Morrison attempted to meal prep for the week without AI assistance. Unable to calculate proper portions, he reportedly just kept eating chicken "until it felt right," consuming an estimated 4,200 calories in one sitting.

"The worst part is I can't even ask Grok if this is bulking or just being fat," Morrison said, staring at his reflection in the gym mirror. "Is this mass? Am I cultivating mass? I need answers."

Gym staff report that Morrison has been wandering the facility asking random members if they "know math" and whether chicken breast is "like, mostly protein or mostly vibes." He was last seen trying to negotiate with the front desk to accept protein powder as payment for a Grok subscription.